NERDY DOTES AND SKETCHY QUOTES

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     Lafayette, LA

Dotes Hula Sketch:	Hey Guys, Missing your shows and your faces... Love to you all.
Nerd :	Hula Sketch
Date :	12.11.2002

Dotes Etch-a-Sketch?:	Hey- things are on the up and up, soon the record will be out, go platinum, and you'll all be bigger rockstarrs. Who are all those fine girls I see at the shows? Word to the white widow, yo.
Nerd :	Etch-a-Sketch?
Date :	7.11.2002

Dotes Big Poppa:	I need my dose of Johnny Pussycat's hot ass. Where the hel is she? I love you Johnny Pusycat!!!!
Nerd :	Big Poppa
Date :	12.10.2002

Dotes Ms. Hoecker:	Hey you dirty sexy beasts of burdens! I rather enjoy your music, which you are already aware of. I must say your pictures don't do you boys justice. Remember God Loves You!
Nerd :	Ms. Hoecker
Date :	9.10.2002

Dotes Little Lulu:	Hey mark! Where you at? The number you gave me is wrong or somethin or disconected. Have a great week. write me back: LuluinAminor@msn.com #491-7486
URL:	http://www.loyno.edu/~lagonzal/test.html
Nerd :	Little Lulu
Date :	7.10.2002

Dotes BV:	So Sorry. One More Thing. Happy Early B-day to Johnny Sketch! (Just in case I forget to tell you until a few days after like every other year.) Everyone buy JS a drink next time you see him, and then for two weeks after that. (And Happy Really Belated B-day to Harry! (24/6, right?)
Nerd :	BV
Date :	16.9.2002

Dotes Bosoms Velour:	Hey dirty boys. Sorry I haven't made it out to more gigs, but my film-making career has me quite busy - and sore. Anyway, I'll try my damndest to show up somewhere, somehow, 'cause you guys make me smile. Lots of love and lights.
Nerd :	Bosoms Velour
Date :	16.9.2002

Dotes Grumpy Old Man:	Hey, you Dirty Notes! Give Johnny Sketch a big wet willy for me. (Each, individually and repeatedly.) I feel a road trip coming on because I need a big dose of your tunes. Behave, all, because I am watching and it all goes into you PERMANENT RECORD.
Nerd :	Grumpy Old Man
Date :	13.9.2002

Dotes dirty johnny:	ah, that pesky "when's the record coming out" question...It's in the works, we've got new versions recorded of both H.B.I. and Sweet Chalmette, but we still need to mix 'em up (or down). They sound great in dubly. Things to look forward to for future JSDN (kinda like NSYNC, right?) shows are: Spinal Tap covers, nudity, Apetite for Destruction (the whole fucking thing), and the much talked about, yet to be designed Tuxpeedo. Pain, Pleasure, Fear and Opera, baby! Also, what up to my brothers (both real and not real) and people need to start e-mailing me cuz I don't ever get any mail. dirtyjohnny@johnnysketch.com luf y'all. p.s: next show at the Wolf on Thursday, the shit's gonna hit the fan and you don't wanna miss it.
Nerd :	dirty johnny
Date :	6.9.2002

Dotes Johnny Seatthole:	1 - Johnny Sketch and the Dirty Notes kick ass individually AND as a group. 2 - the JSDN webmaster implores you to check out his band promotions website. Get 100 band shirts for as low as $3.50 each plus shipping.
URL:	http://www.seatthole.com/
Nerd :	Johnny Seatthole
Date :	6.9.2002

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